looking for a funny gag Christmas / poem by dish towels?

looking for a humorous poem that begins something like we hit it rich ….. so we're buying a washer and dryer … I saw somewhere on the network but can not find now

For something specific, I think it would to write yourself. For more general cute Christmas poems Jack Prelutsky has a book of poems for children called "It's Christmas". These are large.

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